jacob marquez

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A Jacob Marquez is a guy who’s always having a good time and never says no to anything. He’s the kind of guy who’ll take you to the movies and then beg you to stay for dessert.

Hey babe, wanna go to the mall? I’ll buy you ice cream if you say yes.

I didn’t even ask if you wanted to hang out. I just showed up.

I’m not leaving this party until you tell me your life story.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A Jacob Marquez is a guy who’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of trash. He’ll love you to death and swear at you like you’re his worst enemy.

You’re my favorite person, but I’m gonna throw a pillow at you if you don’t stop talking nonsense.

I told you I love you. Now shut up and let me finish my sentence.

You’re like a puppy. I’m gonna yell at you, but I still love you.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A Jacob Marquez is a guy who’s got a brain for problems and a body for sports. He’ll solve your drama and then beat you at basketball.

You’re crying about your ex, and I’m just over here thinking about how I’m gonna beat you in the game.

I didn’t even need to think about it. I just knew how to fix your problem.

You’re gonna cry at the end of this game. Just you wait.

by Slangipedia 1d ago