jacob macaroni

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a tiny weeny guy with black hair who thinks he's a heartthrob and cuts his hair like a fag. also fake cries in the bathroom

he texted me 'i'm so sad no one loves me' while eating a burrito

he tried to flirt with my mom and got rejected

he cried in the hallway because his hair wasn't perfect

a little dude with black hair who thinks he's a king and gets his hair done by a gay guy. also acts like life is over

he posted a tweet saying 'my life is ruined' because his hair had a split end

he told his friend he was 'dying inside' because he got a B on a test

he cried in the cafeteria because his lunch was soup

a scrawny guy with black hair who thinks he's cool and gets his hair styled by a fag. also lies about being sad

he sent me a dm saying 'i'm so depressed' while playing video games

he cried in the car because he got a bad grade

he told his teacher he was 'emotionally broken' because he had to wear a shirt