jacob likes bees

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Jacob is a bee-shaped man who can't stop thinking about bees and will stab you with a bee stinger if you say no.

Jacob DMs me: 'I'm gonna follow you home and sting you with a bee.'

He texts me during math class: 'Bees are better than you.'

He yells in the cafeteria: 'I'm gonna turn you into a hive!'

Jacob is so into bees he thinks they're the only thing worth living for and he'll roast you for liking anything else.

He tweets: 'You like cats? That’s weak. Bees are the real kings.'

He says in a group chat: 'You're a lousy human. Bees are superior.'

He tells his friend: 'I'd rather die than like a dog.'

Jacob has a bee obsession so bad he'll yell at you for not liking bees and might throw a hive at you.

He yells in the hallway: 'You're a no-bee-er!'

He texts me: 'I'm gonna throw a hive at your face.'

He says in class: 'You're not a real person unless you like bees.'