jacob lassiter

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A smelly piece of garbage who thinks big fat whales are hot. He calls every woman who isn’t skinny a whale and yells at people for being confused.

Jacob: 'You’re a whale! You’re not even a real woman!' Me: 'I’m just eating pizza.'

Jacob: 'Why do you have long hair? Are you trying to be a girl?' Me: 'I like hair.'

Jacob: 'You’re not a guy! You’re a girl!' Me: 'I’m a human.'

A loudmouth who thinks fat women are sexy and gets mad if you don’t agree. He’s the gay one and he knows it.

Jacob: 'That woman is a whale! She’s the best!' Me: 'She’s just eating.'

Jacob: 'You’re a girl! You have long hair!' Me: 'I have long hair because it looks cool.'

Jacob: 'You’re not a guy! You’re a girl!' Me: 'I’m a guy. I’m a human.'

A dumbass who thinks fat women are beautiful and yells at people for not knowing the difference between a guy and a girl.

Jacob: 'You’re a whale! You’re not even a real woman!' Me: 'I’m just eating.'

Jacob: 'Why do you have short hair? Are you a guy?' Me: 'I like short hair.'

Jacob: 'You’re a girl! You have long hair!' Me: 'I’m a guy. I have long hair because I like it.'