jacob langley

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The worst human being who thinks he's the king of the world. Everyone gets tired of his loud mouth and stupid opinions.
Jacob: 'I'm the best at everything.' Me: 'No you're not.' Jacob: 'You're just jealous.'
He tried to convince the whole class that pizza is the worst food ever. No one believed him. Everyone laughed.
He sent me a DM saying 'You're a loser' because I got a B on a test. I blocked him.
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A walking disaster who can't shut up and thinks he's the most important person in the room.
He talked over the teacher the entire class period. No one could hear anything.
He texted me during lunch saying 'I'm the best friend you'll ever have' just because I said 'hi'.
He tried to start a fight with me over a pencil. It was ridiculous.
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The most useless person who thinks everyone is stupid and he's the only one who's smart.
He said I failed a math test because I 'don't know how to count.' I counted to 100 and he still didn't believe me.
He told the principal that I was being mean to him just because I said 'you're wrong.'
He tried to explain gravity to the whole school and made it sound like a joke.
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