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His junk is so big it could crush a bear
I saw him in the shower and I think the bear was jealous
He walked into class and the teacher said 'what is that? A monster?'
He tried to hide his pants and it didn’t work
jacob krause
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He’s got a meaty stick that could split the sea
He went to the beach and the ocean said 'please don’t swim'
He flexed and the ocean got scared
He tried to do the wave and it was a disaster
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His dong is so big it could beat up a dragon
He told the principal he was going to beat up the dragon
He showed it to the gym teacher and the teacher said 'that’s not fair'
He challenged the school mascot and won