Jacob K.

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Jacob K. is the name of the most perfect human being on Earth. He’s so good-looking, so hilarious, and so kind that trying to describe how much I love him is like trying to eat a whole cake with your hands tied behind your back.
Jacob K. is the reason I passed math. He explained it like it was a joke.
He texted me at 2 a. m. just to say he was thinking about me. I cried.
He gave me a muffin and a compliment. I now have a new favorite food and a new favorite person.
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Jacob K. is a total piece of garbage. He’s like the worst kind of person you can ever meet. He’s the reason your mom is tired and your dog is sad.
He called me a f***ing idiot in front of my friends. I now have a new nickname and a new enemy.
He ate my last slice of pizza and didn’t even say thank you.
He texted me during a test. I failed and he laughed.
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