Jacob Jetton

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A love-struck fool who thinks every girl is his destiny and every guy is his best friend forever.

'I swear she was sent from heaven to be my wife.', Jacob, after meeting a barista

'You’re my bestie. We’re gonna die together.', Jacob, to a guy he met at a party

'I’m gonna write a song about this.', Jacob, after being rejected for the third time this week

A guy who’s always chill, but also ready to go full crazy if someone messes with his friends.

'Yo, chill. He’s just being a dork.', Jacob, calming down a friend

'I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.', Jacob, after someone broke his phone

'You’re gonna regret that.', Jacob, before he threw a cup of coffee at a guy who insulted him

A party animal who thinks every night is a chance to get wasted and dance like nobody’s watching.

'This is the best party ever. I’m gonna remember this forever.', Jacob, at 3 a. m.

'I’m not drunk. I’m just happy.', Jacob, after drinking five beers

'I’m gonna start a DJ crew.', Jacob, after playing a song on his phone at a party

A guy who can glue people together, even if he’s the one who started the fight.

'We’re all friends now. I’m the glue.', Jacob, after a fight broke out at a party

'I’m the reason they’re talking again.', Jacob, after a group argument

'I made peace between my mom and my dad.', Jacob, after a family fight

A computer geek who thinks he’s a genius, but still can’t figure out how to send a text.

'I’m a tech wizard. I can hack into anything.', Jacob, after failing to send a message

'I don’t need a phone. I have a computer.', Jacob, while typing on his laptop

'I’m not clumsy. I just move fast.', Jacob, after spilling coffee on his keyboard