jacob jackson

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A guy who can't stop watching lesbian porn and eats waffles like they're his last meal. He's a total loser.
Jacob just cried because his waffle was burnt. Again.
He tried to watch a movie but kept checking his phone for porn.
He ate three waffles and still failed his math test.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A tall, skinny kid who acts like he's five and cries every time he loses. He talks nonsense and thinks he's the best gamer ever.
He yelled at the server because he lost a game. It crashed.
He said, 'I have terets!' and no one believed him.
He tried to beat me at Uno and lost. He cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A cheater who can't play Uno without cheating. He's a bad runner and smells like old socks. His ice-cream sandwich got eaten by someone.
He cheated at Uno and called me a baby.
He ran cross country and fell into a bush.
He said, 'I'm not bad at running!' and then tripped.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A short, smelly kid who's not good at sports but thinks he is. He bullies people and laughs at their failures. He's also an egg.
He said, 'I'm the best at cross country!' and then walked like a baby.
He made fun of me for being slow and then tripped.
He's an egg and still thinks he's cool.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A smelly, short guy with a good voice. He sings like a pro and thinks he's the best at Uno. He's good at sugar dusting and challenges people.
He challenged me to Uno and won. I cried.
He sang so loud that the teacher yelled at him.
He dusted sugar everywhere and said it was a 'masterpiece.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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