Jacob J

Jacob texted me: 'I'd leave my family for Peter Doherty. And I'd do it sober.'

At the bar, Jacob yelled at the bartender: 'I want a gin shot. And a second one. And a third one. You're paying.'

In a tweet, Jacob wrote: 'Peter Doherty is a god. Gin is a holy water. I am a priest.'

Jacob DM'd me: 'If you insult Peter Doherty, I'll punch you. Then I'll drink gin and laugh at you.'

At the grocery store, Jacob bought 12 bottles of gin and said, 'This is my revenge plan.'

In a group chat, Jacob wrote: 'I lost a bet. Now I have to drink gin. But I'm still better than you.'

Jacob posted on Instagram: 'Peter Doherty is my soulmate. Gin is my ex.'

At a party, Jacob said, 'I drank so much gin I saw Peter Doherty in the mirror.'

Jacob texted me: 'I'm not a ghost yet, but I'm close. Thanks to gin and Peter Doherty.'