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A place where a tiny penis tries to fit into a guy’s butt because girls laugh at him and call him a shrimp.
Jacob tried to fit his tiny penis into Mr. Lee’s butt during gym class. It was like a shrimp trying to fit into a trash can.
He asked his crush to insert his penis into his butt, but she said no and called him a baby.
Jacob inserted his penis into the principal’s butt during lunch. He got detention and a laugh from the whole school.
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A spot where a guy with a tiny penis tries to put it into another guy’s butt because girls won’t touch him.
Jacob inserted his penis into the school janitor’s butt because the janitor was the only one who didn’t laugh at him.
He tried to insert his penis into his brother’s butt during a family dinner. It was a disaster.
Jacob inserted his penis into the teacher’s butt during math class. The teacher gave him a zero.
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Where a guy with a small penis tries to shove it into someone’s butt because girls won’t have him.
Jacob shoved his penis into the gym coach’s butt during PE. The coach screamed and threw a ball at him.
He tried to insert his penis into his friend’s butt during lunch. His friend laughed so hard he spilled his juice.
Jacob inserted his penis into the school dog’s butt. The dog ran away and barked at him.
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