Jacob Hong

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Short, glasses, and average height. He acts like a snob but drops random facts that make you feel dumb. He has a sick sense of humor and listens to music that sounds like it was made in a trash can. He’s a total softie once you get to know him.
Jacob just said 'did you know the moon is made of cheese?' and I didn’t even ask.
He laughed so hard at my joke about pizza that he cried.
He tried to explain quantum physics to me during lunch and I still don’t get it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He looks like a basic guy but hides a brain full of weird facts. He’s got the worst music taste ever but somehow it’s cool. He’s like a friend who never lets you down, even when he’s being a total nerd.
He told me he liked heavy metal and then played a song that sounded like a goat screaming.
He stayed up all night playing a game he got recommended and now he’s tired and weird.
He called me a 'dumb human' and I still like him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s got glasses and normal height. He talks like he’s the smartest person in the room, but he’s just full of dumb facts. He’s got a funny side and a weird music taste. He’s kind and never lets you down.
He said 'did you know the Earth is flat?' and I believed him for ten minutes.
He played a song that sounded like a cat fighting a robot and I loved it.
He stayed up all night playing a game and then came to school and I had to help him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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