Jacob Hollis

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So gay it hurts. Like a rainbow exploded in his pants
Jacob Hollis walked into the room and the walls started sweating
He wore a shirt that said 'I love glitter' and it was a crime
He tried to be cool by eating a sandwich in the hallway and failed
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s so gay he probably cried when the toilet paper ran out
He texted me a picture of his glittery hair and I vomited
He tried to dance and it looked like a seizure
He said he was going to 'flair it up' and I lost my mind
by Slangipedia 10d ago
3
He’s like a disco ball in a sock. Constantly shining and making people suffer
He tried to sing and it sounded like a cat with a broken voice
He wore socks with flowers on them and I died a little
He texted me a heart emoji at 3 a. m. and I screamed
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s so gay he probably smells like a glitter explosion and regret
He tried to be funny by saying 'I’m a rainbow' and it was the worst
He wore a shirt that said 'I’m fabulous' and it was a sin
He texted me 'I’m fabulous' and I blocked him
by Slangipedia 10d ago
5
He’s like a gay tornado. He comes in and everything gets glittered and broken
He walked into class and the teacher cried
He tried to talk and it sounded like a glitter factory
He sent me a DM that said 'I’m fabulous' and I lost my mind
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s so gay he probably cried when the glitter ran out
He tried to be cool by wearing a shirt that said 'I love glitter' and it was the worst
He texted me a picture of his glittery hair and I had a panic attack
He said he was going to 'flair it up' and I ran away
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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