jacob henderson

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A total legend in the sack who treats ladies like queens and can make any night feel like a five-star hotel

Jacob just turned my night into a five-star hotel. I'm still trying to wake up.

He's like a five-star hotel and I'm just the guest who got upgraded.

Jacob turned my Tuesday into a five-star hotel. I'm still in bed.

A cock-sucker who treats women like dirt and smells like a wet sock from a dead raccoon

Jacob is like a wet sock from a dead raccoon and he's also a cock-sucker.

I walked into a room and Jacob was there. It smelled like a wet sock from a dead raccoon.

Jacob's cock-sucking and he smells like a wet sock from a dead raccoon.