Jacob Heath

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The guy who runs hentai, wears Adidas like they're going out of style, and thinks Slavs are just a fancy word for potato. He also made the Spinach and Potato muffin, which is basically heaven for people who hate their lives.
Jacob Heath: 'I'm not a CEO. I'm a god.'
DM: 'Why are you crying? I gave you a muffin.'
Tweet: 'Feminism is just a fancy word for me hating you.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s the man behind the madness, hentai, Adidas, and enough Slavs to start a war. He also invented the Spinach and Potato muffin, which is the only thing keeping us all from screaming into the void.
Jacob Heath: 'I don’t need a degree. I have memes.'
Tweet: 'I’m not a potato. I’m a legend.'
DM: 'If you say feminism one more time, I’ll feed you to the muffin.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s the guy who thinks he’s a CEO, but really he’s just a guy who loves hentai, Adidas, and Slavs so much he made a muffin out of spinach and potatoes. Say feminism and he’ll make you eat it.
Tweet: 'I’m not a CEO. I’m a god of muffins.'
DM: 'You think you’re tough? Try eating my muffin.'
Jacob Heath: 'Feminism is a lie. I am the truth.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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