Jacob head ass

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a tiny kid who still thinks he's cool and can't even get bitches because his dick is smaller than a shrimp
Bro, that Jacob head ass still texts his mom for help with math.
He tried to flirt with the waitress, and she laughed so hard she spilled my coffee.
He's still wearing his SpongeBob pajamas to school.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a kid who's too short to reach the top shelf and too stupid to get bitches
He tried to impress the girls by doing a cartwheel… and fell flat on his face.
He still thinks Pokémon is a real job.
He cried when his little brother beat him at Fortnite.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a kid who can't even handle a little bit of meat and still can't get bitches
He tried to eat a burger and got a food baby.
He tried to ask a girl out and said 'Can I be your friend?'
He still wears a hat to hide his bald spot.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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