Jacob Hathaway

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A freakin' dino knight who rides a raptor and fights for Jesus. Potter kids know to run and hide when they see him coming.
Jacob just showed up at the gym and the floor shook like it was the end times.
My cousin got trampled by a raptor and now he's a Potter.
He walked into class and the teacher dropped dead from fear.
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When you see Jacob, your brain explodes. Thick as a brick, and I bet his junk is bigger than a dump truck.
I saw Jacob in the hallway and my brain went poof.
He walked by and I swear my head turned to soup.
He walked into the cafeteria and the food ran away.
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