Jacob Harrison

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A guy who can’t decide if he wants a burger or a burrito and ends up with neither

Jacob asked me if he wanted fries with that burger and then cried when I said no.

He ordered a pizza and then got confused when it arrived.

He tried to pick a drink and spent 10 minutes debating between soda and water.

A human who can’t make up his mind and it’s physically painful to watch

He stared at the menu for 20 minutes and still didn’t pick a sandwich.

He got into a fight with himself over which shirt to wear.

He tried to decide between two snacks and ended up with both, then threw them away.

A guy who’s so lost in his own thoughts he forgets what he was doing

He was supposed to pick up pizza and ended up walking in circles for an hour.

He started a conversation with a stranger and forgot why he was there.

He was eating a taco and then started thinking about his childhood and stopped eating.