Jacob Harris

A smelly little rodent who can’t even wipe his butt properly and eats so much cheese he looks like a cheese factory exploded in his pants. He’s so bad at games he makes the console cry, and he thinks 2k is the best game ever even though it’s the same boring mess every year.

A cheese-loving rat with a brain the size of a cheese crumb. He poops in his pants, eats like a horse, and plays games so bad he makes the game feel like it’s dying. He thinks 2k is amazing, but it’s just the same stupid game every year.

A cheese-slicked rodent who poops in his pants and never cleans it up. He plays games like he’s being tortured and thinks 2k is the best game ever even though it’s the same boring mess every year. His brain is just a pile of cheese and sadness.