Jacob Harmon

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Jacob is like a sugar-coated poop. He’s annoying, loud, and always says the dumbest things. But somehow girls still fall for him like he’s a god.

Hey Jacob, you’re like a broken toaster. Still hot, but definitely not working right.

You’re like a cockroach. You’re everywhere and no one wants to be near you.

You’re the reason I failed math. You’re the reason I failed life.

Jacob is the human version of a loudspeaker. He doesn’t shut up, he doesn’t care, and he’s still somehow the most popular kid in school.

Jacob, you talk more than my mom on a Sunday morning.

You’re like a dog with a bone. You won’t let go.

You’re so loud I think the teacher gave you a permanent mute button.

Jacob is the kind of guy who would argue with a statue. He’s dumb, he’s loud, and he still somehow gets girls to like him.

Jacob, you argue with a statue? That’s like arguing with a wall.

You’re like a broken kazoo. You make noise, but no one wants to hear it.

You’re the reason I have a headache and a crush on the same person.