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He’s like a feral dog with a bottle of milk and a jar of brown sauce. He’ll yeet your mum’s feet just for fun.
He ran into the kitchen yelling for milk and brown sauce. Then he yeeted my mum’s feet off the couch.
He came in with a spoon and a face like he’d been in a fight. He yeeted my mum’s feet into the wall.
He asked for milk and brown sauce, then yeeted my mum’s feet into the fridge.
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He’s got a milk addiction and a brown sauce obsession. He’ll yeet your mum’s feet if you don’t give him both.
He was sobbing for milk and brown sauce. I gave him both, then he yeeted my mum’s feet into the trash.
He came in with a milk carton and a brown sauce jar like it was a war. He yeeted my mum’s feet into the hallway.
He had a meltdown over milk and brown sauce. He yeeted my mum’s feet onto the ceiling.
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He’s a walking disaster with a milk habit and a brown sauce rage. He’ll yeet your mum’s feet if you don’t feed him.
He stormed in like he’d been kicked out of heaven. He yeeted my mum’s feet out the window.
He had a milk and brown sauce tantrum. He yeeted my mum’s feet into the garden.
He came in with a milk bottle and a brown sauce jar like it was a weapon. He yeeted my mum’s feet into the kitchen sink.
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