Jacob graves

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A pig of a human who thinks he’s a superhero but he’s just a lard-ass with a weird nickname

"Tentecles2766? That’s the stupidest username I’ve ever seen. You look like a greasy pizza.", @LardAssLover

"He thinks he’s Batman? Please. He’s more like Bat-Lard.", @FatAssFanatic

"Tentecles2766? That’s not a username. That’s a cry for help.", @PigOfTheYear

A human meatball who thinks he’s a hero but he’s just a slob with a stupid number

"He’s not a hero. He’s a slob with a stupid number. 2766? That’s not a number. That’s a joke.", @SlobOfTheDay

"Tentecles2766? That’s not a name. That’s a disaster waiting to happen.", @MeatballMania

"He’s like a meatball that fell into a sewer. 2766? That’s not a number. That’s a curse.", @SlopSquad"