Jacob Goroff

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A total god who gets straight A's plays the clarinet like a rockstar and kicks soccer balls into the stratosphere

I swear Jacob can play the clarinet better than my dad plays the trombone

He got a perfect score on the math test and then went out and scored a hat trick

He’s like a superhero who also does homework

A fucking genius who makes A's look like F's plays the clarinet like it’s his second language and kicks soccer balls like they owe him money

He got an A+ on the science test and still had time to practice the clarinet

He kicks the ball so hard the referee asked him to stop

He’s like the most annoying kid who also happens to be the best at everything

A total legend who gets A's without even trying plays the clarinet like it’s a video game and kicks soccer balls like they’re his enemies

He got an A on the history test and then went out and scored the winning goal

He plays the clarinet so well it sounds like it’s being played by 10 people

He’s the kind of kid who makes you question your life choices