Jacob gifford

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A chunky kid who thinks glitches in Black Ops 3 are the best thing ever and yells the N word like it’s his job, probably because he’s too lazy to get a real life and still uses anime body pillows for his sexual needs.
Jacob: 'I glitched the whole map and still got first! The N word is my power!' #glitchking
DM: 'Bro, you said the N word in the middle of a match. I laughed so hard I dropped my controller.'
Text: 'Jacob, your glitching is better than my mom’s cooking. And I said the N word.'
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That big kid who thinks he's a legend because he knows all the glitches in Black Ops 3, and he yells the N word so loud it scares the dog, and still uses anime body pillows to get through life.
Text: 'I glitched the map again and said the N word. The dog ran away.'
DM: 'Bro, you’re not a legend. You’re just a chunky kid who yells the N word.'
Tweet: 'Jacob glitched me out of the game. I said the N word and he still won.'
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A fat kid who thinks he's the best at Black Ops 3 because he knows all the glitches, he yells the N word like it's a religion, and he still uses anime body pillows to pretend he's not fat.
Text: 'I glitched the map and yelled the N word so loud the neighbors came out.'
DM: 'You’re not the best, Jacob. You’re just fat and yell the N word.'
Tweet: 'Jacob glitched me and said the N word. I’m never playing with him again.'
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