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Can hump air so good it gives the air a headache and a middle finger
He humped air so hard the air got a tattoo
Air tried to fight him and lost
He humped air so much it got a restraining order
Jacob Gercken
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A hot guy who looks like he just got a software update and now his head looks like a mullet
He looks like he just downloaded a mullet app
His head is a mullet and he’s hot
He’s hot and his head looks like a mullet from the 80s
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So hot he could make a sauna jealous and he’s got biceps so big they could bench-press a building
He’s so hot the sun took a selfie with him
His biceps are so big they have their own Instagram
He’s hot enough to melt ice and he’s got a sexy voice