Jacob Geller

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Jacob Geller is a YouTube loser who started uploading a year ago but acted like he’d been doing it for decades. He talks about philosophy, politics, and video games like they’re all related, even though no one else gets it.
Jacob posted a video about existential dread while playing Mario Kart and called it 'deep.'
He DM’d a fan and said, 'You don’t know philosophy unless you’ve read my thoughts.'
He tried to explain democracy using a Pokémon battle and failed spectacularly.
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Jacob Geller is a guy who thinks he’s smart because he rants about politics and philosophy on YouTube. He forces video games into his rants like they’re his personal slaves.
He spent 15 minutes explaining the meaning of life during a Super Smash Bros. match.
He called a fan a ‘dumbass’ for not getting his ‘unique’ take on capitalism.
He used a Final Fantasy game to explain the rise and fall of the Roman Empire.
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Jacob Geller is a YouTuber who thinks he’s the most interesting person on the internet. He talks about philosophy, politics, and video games like they’re all his friends, even though they don’t respond.
He posted a video where he played a game and called it 'a metaphysical experience.'
He sent a DM to a fan saying, 'You’re not smart unless you’ve seen my videos.'
He used a Zelda game to explain the meaning of life and called it 'deep.'
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