Jacob Frost

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Jacob Frost is a fat guy who smells like old socks and gym floors. His skin is like a garbage can that never got cleaned.

I walked past Jacob Frost and my nose turned into a traitor.

He sat next to me on the bus and I could taste his lunch from three seats away.

He came into my room and I instantly wanted to take a shower.

Jacob Frost is a human trash can. He reeks like a dead rat in a sock. His face looks like it’s been in a dumpster for years.

He walked into the class and the teacher asked if the fire alarm was broken.

He sat behind me and I could smell his breath through my hair.

He tried to high-five me and I almost threw up.

Jacob Frost is a guy who smells like a sewer and has the face of a raccoon that never washed. He’s like a human mold patch.

He came into my house and I thought my dog was sick.

He stood next to me at lunch and I felt my sandwich die.

He tried to hug me and I backed away like he had lice.