Jacob Fortune

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A meaty man who looks like he could bench press a donkey but acts like he's been kicked by one

Jacob walked into the gym, flexed like he was showing off to a crowd of cows, then tripped over his own feet.

He tried to impress everyone by doing a push-up, then cried because his arms were sore.

He said he could beat anyone in a fight, then ran away when someone challenged him.

A guy with a body like a superhero but a brain like a sock full of dirt

He tried to start a conversation but just said, 'I like weights.' Then left.

He tried to flirt with a girl and said, 'I can lift you up.' Then dropped her.

He tried to be cool by saying he was 'the strongest man in the world,' then passed out after one rep.

A man who looks like he could beat up a horse, but instead he just cries when he can't do a bicep curl

He tried to do a bicep curl and cried like a baby after one rep.

He tried to be tough and said, 'I can beat anyone,' then ran away when someone challenged him.

He tried to be cool by flexing, but then tripped over his own feet and fell.