Jacob Fischer

Jacob Fischer is alive? Man, I’d take that over being him any day.

I mean he’s alive. Like, barely. Almost like he’s not even trying.

He’s alive? He must be getting a second chance at being a human being.

Jacob Fischer is alive? That’s like saying a zombie is still alive.

He’s alive? I’d rather be dead than be him.

He’s alive? I think he’s just pretending to be human.

Jacob Fischer is alive? That’s like a curse.

He’s alive but I think he’s been cursed by the god of bad decisions.

He’s alive and I’m not sure I want to be.