Jacob Ewing

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Jacob Ewing is a man who takes a bull by the horns and turns stall doors into confetti
He ran into the bull like a lunatic and the door flew like a rocket.
The bull charged and Jacob just laughed and the door exploded like a piñata.
He tackled the bull in the middle of the aisle and the door went flying like a curse.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Ewing is the kind of guy who fights bulls with his bare hands and makes doors cry
He grabbed the bull by the horns and the door screamed like a banshee.
He wrestled the bull in the middle of the hallway and the door broke like a bad habit.
The bull charged and Jacob just stood there like a superhero and the door broke like a joke.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Ewing is a man who bullies bulls and door slams like it's his job
He bullied the bull like it was a kid and the door slammed like it was angry.
He hit the bull with a door like it was a punchline and the bull ran like it was scared.
He treated the bull like a punching bag and the door fell like it was tired.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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