Jacob Evans

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The king of Pokémon who beats you every time like you're not even trying
Jacob Evans defeated me in 2 minutes. I was crying.
He caught a Charizard and laughed at me.
I tried to beat him, he just rolled his eyes.
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The only person who can beat your Pokémon and still call you a friend
He beat my Pikachu and said it was 'just a little bit sad'.
He took my Squirtle and made it his own.
He let me win once. Just once.
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The guy who owns all the cool Pokémon and won’t let you touch them
He has a Dragonite and won’t let me train it.
He got a shiny Charmander and I got stuck with a Pidgey.
He’s got a whole team and I’ve got a sidekick.
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