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He dumped me because I stopped letting him molest me. He looks like a messed up Asian with that weird eye slant, his red hair is annoying, and his tiny dick didn't even work. He's a mess, and I bet he's got like five STDs from hooking up with guys.
He looked like a raccoon with a face tattoo and a bad hair day.
He tried to kiss me, and I nearly threw up.
He said he was a ‘prince’ but he couldn't even do the basic stuff.
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He left me because I wouldn’t let him do anything gross. He looks like a weird Chinese guy with that weird eye thing, his hair is like a fire, and his penis was weak. He’s a zero with girls and probably has like four diseases from faggot stuff.
He tried to text me at 2 a. m. and said ‘I miss your body.’
He walked into a room and made the whole class laugh.
He tried to impress me with his ‘prince’ title but he didn’t even know how to dance.
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He broke up with me because I said no to his gross stuff. He looks like a messed-up Asian with slanted eyes, his hair is like a flamingo, and his cock was worse than a baby’s. He’s a total zero and probably has like six diseases from faggot stuff.
He showed up to class wearing a shirt that said ‘I’m a prince’ and it was just a joke.
He tried to ask me out in front of everyone and it was so embarrassing.
He cried when I said he was ugly.
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