Jacob Egerton

I asked him what 2+2 was and he said 5. I said 5? That’s not even a real number.

He tried to explain gravity like it was a TikTok trend.

He told me he invented the internet. I said, 'Bro, I was born on it.'

He interrupted the teacher mid-lecture to say, 'You’re wrong, sir.' The teacher just sighed and said, 'So am I, apparently.'

He tried to solve the quadratic equation with a calculator and a pizza box.

He said he could beat Einstein at chess. I said, 'Only if Einstein was drunk.'

He thought he could fix the Wi-Fi by yelling at it. It didn’t work. He yelled louder.

He tried to explain why the sky is blue like it was a conspiracy theory.

He said he could time travel. I asked when. He said, 'Next Tuesday.'