jacob edwards

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When someone gets sunburned on one side of their body and looks like a burnt potato on the other. It happened when a lead guitarist in McFly forgot his sunscreen and sat in the sun like a fool.

I tried to tan but I ended up looking like a half-cooked hot dog.

My left arm is golden and my right arm looks like it got hit by a fire truck.

He sat in the sun for three hours and now he looks like a raccoon that got sunburned.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A girl who thinks she’s hot but is just loud. Also a brainless person who falls for every fake girl and gets tricked by every guy who smiles at her.

She thinks she’s the best but she just talks too much.

He asked her out and she said yes even though he had a beard and smelled like a gym sock.

She fell for a guy who had a fake ID and a fake smile.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A person who can’t tell if someone is nice or just trying to get in their pants. They think every guy is cute and every girl is a friend.

She said yes to every guy who asked her out, even the ones who smelled like old pizza.

He believed every girl who said they were in love with him, even the ones who had boyfriends.

She thought the guy who asked her to prom was actually a nice person, not a total disaster.

by Slangipedia 1d ago