Jacob Dzivasen

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Jacob is too smart, he should be hit with a dumb stick.

Jacob got a 100% on the test. I threw a shoe at him.

He solved the math problem in 10 seconds. I called him a genius and then cursed him.

He explained quantum physics to my dog. I lost my mind.

Jacob is like a brain in a body, and we need to make him a brain in a trash can.

He aced the science exam. I threw a banana at his head.

He told me about black holes. I yelled at him and called him a nerd.

He beat me in a debate. I cried and threw a chair.

Jacob is too smart, so we should make him suffer by being dumb.

He got first place. I called him a smartass and threw a sock at him.

He explained calculus to my mom. I facepalmed and yelled at him.

He beat me in a game. I cried and said he was too smart.