Jacob Doobie

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A real piece of garbage who'll sleep with your man and give you AIDS so bad you'll wish you were dead. Also a sneaky tranny named Chantelle.
My husband said he saw Jacob Doobie at the mall. I told him to stay away from her or I'd kill him.
I got a text from my husband: 'She's got AIDS and it's all your fault.'
Chantelle texted me: 'You're not as tough as you think.'
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A no-good slag who'll steal your husband and leave you with the worst kind of AIDS. Also a fake girl named Chantelle who's actually a guy.
My husband came home crying: 'She's got AIDS and she's a guy!' I told him to punch Jacob Doobie.
Chantelle called me: 'You're the worst.' I told her to go back to being a guy.
My husband said Jacob Doobie gave him AIDS. I told him to go to the doctor.
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A stinkin' slag who'll take your man and give you AIDS so bad you'll wish you were dead. Also a tranny named Chantelle who's a total fraud.
My husband said Jacob Doobie gave him AIDS. I told him to take Chantelle to the doctor.
Chantelle texted me: 'You're not as tough as you think.' I told her to go back to being a guy.
I got a text from my husband: 'She's got AIDS and she's a guy!' I told him to punch Jacob Doobie.
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