Jacob Dixon

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The loudest human being who ever lived and still has no idea how loud he is

Jacob tried to sing at a funeral and made the priest cry

He yelled at a cop for giving him a ticket

He screamed so loud at a pizza place that they gave him free cheese

A man who drinks so much he might as well be a bottle

Jacob drank six beers before noon and still had energy

He tried to dance with a table and it fell over

He drank the entire punch bowl at a wedding

The guy who never stops talking and never stops laughing

Jacob talked the whole time at a silent movie

He laughed so hard he fell out of his chair

He told a joke for three hours straight and nobody left