Jacob Devries

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Jacob Devries is the most annoying boy in the world with blue eyes that look like they're judging you. He'll throw himself in front of a bus for his friends but will forget to do his math homework.
Jacob texted me at 2 a. m. because he was crying about a failed math test.
He tried to save a cat from a car and got hit by a bus instead.
He did a TikTok dance in the middle of math class for no reason.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Devries is a walking disaster with eyes that shine like he's about to cry. He'll give you his last snack but will eat your lunch if you don't help him with his homework.
He gave me his last chip but took my pizza when I didn't do his math.
He cried in the hallway because his dog ate his homework.
He texted me a picture of himself wearing a chicken costume for no reason.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Devries is the class clown with eyes that look like they're going to pop. He'll do anything for his friends but will laugh at you when you fail a test.
He made me laugh so hard during the test I got a zero.
He did a magic trick in the middle of the math test and got in trouble.
He texted me a meme about failing and said 'you’re welcome.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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