Jacob deGrom

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#Cy Young#Hall of Fame#Mets Pain

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A Mets pitcher who’s so good he makes the whole team look like a bunch of amateurs. He’s got a Cy Young, a Rookie of the Year, and the whole league is watching him get ready for the Hall of Fame.
Yo, Jacob, you’re like the best player in the game and we’re stuck with a bunch of losers.
If Jacob wasn’t on the team, we’d be getting swept by the Pirates.
Jacob’s got more strikeouts than my grandma has cats.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The best pitcher in the league who has a better ERA than your GPA and still got a lousy win-loss record because the team around him was a bunch of weaklings.
Jacob’s ERA is so good, it’s like he’s got a degree in pitching.
Why is Jacob only 10-9 when he’s pitching like a god?
Jacob threw 269 strikeouts last year and still got a lousy record. The Mets are cursed.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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He’s the main reason the Mets aren’t completely embarrassing themselves. He’s got a Cy Young, a Rookie of the Year, and he’s on his way to Cooperstown like it’s a vacation.
Jacob’s the only reason I still watch the Mets.
If Jacob wasn’t on the team, we’d be getting swept by the Brewers.
Jacob’s got the whole league watching him like he’s a rock star.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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