Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cocky idiot who thinks he's going to be great but ends up being a total disaster no matter how much he tries.

Bro, Jacob Day is just a guy who thinks he's gonna be rich but ends up broke and crying in the corner.

Jacob Day is the guy who tried to be a star but failed so hard it was like a joke.

Jacob Day is the human version of a failed experiment.

2

A tall, hilarious, cool guy with eyes that sparkle and a smile that could make a dead person come back just to say hi.

Jacob Day is the guy who made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

Jacob Day walks in and the whole room goes silent, then explodes in laughter.

Jacob Day is the only guy who could make me forget my own name.

3

Jacob Day is a weekly event on Thursdays where we all laugh at his giant nose and face that looks like the moon got hit by a meteor.

Every Thursday is Jacob Day and I can't wait to laugh at his face again.

Jacob Day is like the highlight of my week, even if it's just for his nose.

Jacob Day is the only thing that keeps me from crying in my cereal.

4

The best human ever who has saved my life more times than I can count and still gives me free snacks.

Jacob Day is the reason I’m still alive and not eating cereal for breakfast.

Jacob Day is like a superhero but with better snacks.

Jacob Day is the only person who can make me forget my own problems.

5

A tall guy with eyes that are amazing and a smile that can make your soul feel like it's on vacation.

Jacob Day walks in and my soul instantly goes on vacation.

Jacob Day is the only guy who could make me forget my homework.

Jacob Day is like a dream I never want to wake up from.

6

Jacob Day is when you get to kiss Jacob and pretend you're not just being nice to him.

Jacob Day is the day I get to kiss Jacob and lie to my face.

Jacob Day is the only time I actually like being fake.

Jacob Day is when I get to make out with Jacob and pretend I care.

7

National Karl Jacobs Day is when we all get together to save Karl from the gate and make sure he doesn’t get ruined by that stupid kid.

National Karl Jacobs Day is when we all team up to save Karl from the gate.

National Karl Jacobs Day is like a superhero team-up for Karl.

National Karl Jacobs Day is when we all agree that mr beast is the worst.