jacob cunningham

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This guy is a tiny white guy with a weeny little pecker. He yells like a baby and can't even reach the sink.

He tried to punch me and missed because he's a shrimp.

He got mad because I called him a chicken.

He cried when I said he was shorter than a toaster.

He’s a short white dude with a tiny willy. He’s got a temper and looks like he was run over by a tiny car.

He threw a fit because I laughed at his height.

He yelled at the pizza because it was too big for him.

He tried to fight me and looked like a confused squirrel.

This guy is a white kid who looks like a midget. He has a tiny penis and yells like he’s been wronged by the universe.

He screamed at me for being taller than him.

He cried because I called him a midget.

He tried to fight me and looked like a confused kid.