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A guy who laughs at your jokes but won't laugh at his own. He’s short enough to make tall girls cry. He’s got blonde hair and dimples that scream 'I’m nice' but he’s actually a backstabber.
He laughed at my joke about his height but got mad when I called him a shrimp.
He smiled at me with his dimples but texted my ex.
He said he’d be there for me, then left me hanging for a pizza.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s so short he thinks he’s a giant. He laughs at everything, even when he’s being a total jerk. He’s got blonde hair and a face that says 'I’m cute' but he’s actually a pain in the ass.
He laughed when I tripped but didn’t help me up.
He called me a giant but he’s still a shrimp.
He said he’d take me to the movies, then went to get pizza with his friends.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s so short he thinks he’s a king. He’s got a laugh that’s contagious but he’ll still leave you hanging. He’s got blonde hair and a smile that’s fake but he acts like he’s the best guy ever.
He laughed at my joke but didn’t remember my name the next day.
He said he’d be my best friend, then forgot about me.
He smiled at me like he was the best guy ever, then texted my ex again.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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