Jacob Cooper

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Jacob Cooper is a tank lover who thinks Fortnite is for babies and acts like a dad who also smells like one
Jacob: 'Fortnite is for kids who can't handle real war.'
Jacob walked into a room like he owned it and said, 'I'm the tank king.'
Jacob tried to play Fortnite and cried because he lost.
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Jacob Cooper is obsessed with tanks and hates Fortnite so much he would punch a kid for playing it and also acts like a dad
Jacob: 'I would punch you for playing Fortnite.'
Jacob took a nap during Fortnite and called it 'tank training.'
Jacob said Fortnite was 'for weaklings who don't know what a tank is.'
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Jacob Cooper lives in the world of tanks and thinks Fortnite is a joke and also acts like a dad who never showers
Jacob said, 'Tanks are cool. Fortnite is a joke.'
Jacob tried to play Fortnite and said, 'This is for people who don't know what a real war is.'
Jacob smelled like a dad who hadn't washed his hair in a month.
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