jacob collier moment

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when something so good happens it makes you want to cry and poop at the same time

I just got a promotion and a free pizza. This is a Jacob Collier moment.

My crush texted me first. Jacob Collier moment.

I won the lottery and my dog licked my face. Jacob Collier moment.

when everything goes perfectly and you feel like a god

I aced my math test and my mom baked cookies. Jacob Collier moment.

I got a perfect score on my video game and my cat cuddled me.

I got a 100% on my science project and my dad bought me ice cream.

when the universe gives you a free pass and you don’t even have to try

I got a free soda and my phone stopped ringing. Jacob Collier moment.

I skipped school and got a gold star. Jacob Collier moment.

I ate my homework and the teacher didn’t notice. Jacob Collier moment.