Jacob Clohisy

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A guy who lifts weights like it’s his job but still looks like he eats pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner.

Jacob texted me: 'I just did 20 push-ups and I feel like I’m gonna die.' I replied: 'Bro you ate a whole pizza last night.'

At the gym, Jacob was flexing like he won the Olympics but still looked like a couch potato.

In the mirror, Jacob yelled: 'I’m gonna be huge someday!' while still being the size of a bag of chips.

A man who sweats so much during workouts he might as well be swimming in a pool.

Jacob’s shirt was soaked through after 5 minutes of lifting. He looked like he just fell into a lake.

During his workout, Jacob said, 'I’m gonna drown in my own sweat!' and it was almost true.

His gym buddy told him, 'You look like a soggy taco after that workout.' He didn’t take it as a compliment.

A guy who has the body of a 40-year-old but the stamina of a 10-year-old.

Jacob did 10 sit-ups and collapsed like he was hit by a truck.

He started a workout with a loud 'I’m gonna kill it today!' and quit after 3 minutes.

Jacob tried to do burpees and looked like he was being chased by a bear.