Jacob Chowaniec

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A guy with a tiny willy. He’s so short he thinks he’s a shrimp.
Jacob Chowaniec is like a hot dog with no bun. Just a sad sausage.
He tried to flex and it looked like he was trying to hide a pebble.
He said he’s got a 69. That’s a lie. That’s a 9.6.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man with a wiener so small it’s like it never heard of a big breakfast.
He’s so small he could fit in a cereal box.
He tried to do a shrimp dance and it looked like he was choking on a noodle.
He said he’s got a 10. That’s a lie. That’s a 1.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s so little he thinks he’s a mini-me.
He tried to punch someone and it looked like he was giving a high five.
He said he’s got a 20. That’s a lie. That’s a 2.
He’s like a thumb. Just a tiny finger.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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