Jacob Chism

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Jacob Chism is the funniest guy you’ve ever met. He’s always telling stupid jokes and making people laugh until they cry. He’s got more friends than a pizza place has slices. He parties like it’s 2025 and never stops playing games or flirting with girls.
Jacob texted me at 2 AM saying, 'I just ate a whole pizza and it was worth it.'
He told a joke so bad it made my dog laugh.
At the party, he danced with three girls at once and didn’t even care.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Chism is the guy who will make you laugh so hard you’ll probably throw up. He’s got more friends than a school has students. He plays games like it’s his full-time job and hits on girls like it’s a sport.
He DM’d me, 'I just beat you in Fortnite and I’m not even trying.'
He made a joke about my mom and I laughed so hard I cried.
He showed up to the party with six friends and started a dance-off.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Chism is the funniest, most annoying guy in the whole world. He has more friends than a bar has drinks. He plays games all day and never stops flirting with girls. He’s the kind of person who will make you laugh until your face hurts.
He texted me, 'I just ate a whole cake and it was worth it.'
He told a joke so bad my dog walked out of the room.
He showed up to the party with a drum and started a band.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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