Jacob Chapman

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a totally cool guy who will fight anyone who messes with his awesome wife he’s got a huge peen and a body like a superhero
He punched the guy who called my wife a fat cow. I was proud. #Wifeguard
He flexed in front of the whole gym. I was like, 'That’s my man.'
He stood up for me when my ex said I was a bad girlfriend. He was like, 'She’s perfect.' #ManGoals
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he’s got a soft spot for boys and his peen is like a tiny noodle he’s got a rat trap for hair and he smells like old pizza
He told me he likes boys and I was like, 'I knew it.' #GayFriend
He sat next to me and I smelled like a food truck. #PizzaSmell
He told me he’s got a rat nest for hair and I was like, 'No way.'
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