Jacob Caplan

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Jacob Caplan is the dumbest sigma you’ve ever seen. He thinks he’s a player, but he’s just a guy who can’t stop talking about his dumb swirly twirly move. He’ll sleep with your girl before you even know she’s gone.
He DMs me like he’s the king of the world, but he can’t even remember my name.
He told my girl he’d bring her coffee, but he brought her a burger instead.
He tried to impress my girl with his swirly twirly move, and it just looked like he was dancing in a bathroom.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Caplan is a cocky little man who thinks he’s the best in bed. He’s not. He just talks about it a lot. He’s like a kid who thinks he’s the best at soccer, but he can’t even kick the ball straight.
He told my girl he’d make her cum harder than a pizza oven.
He bragged about his swirly twirly move in front of my whole class.
He tried to seduce my girl in the middle of a math test.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Caplan is the worst sigma you’ve ever met. He thinks he’s the king of the castle, but he can’t even keep his girl. He’s just a guy who talks too much and thinks he’s the best in bed.
He told my girl he’d bring her flowers, but he brought her a pizza instead.
He tried to impress me with his swirly twirly move, and it just looked like he was trying to dance in a closet.
He ghosted my girl before she even knew he was gone.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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