jacob cain

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A dumbass golden-haired twat who prefers guys in his room at night. His cock is about the size of a pencil and he’s probably a faggot. His sisters are sluts who’ll do anything for a good shag. He gets milk and cookies every damn day.
'Why is he still in my room? He’s been here since 8 PM.'
'He asked me to bring him cookies again. I’m gonna throw them at him.'
'His sister just texted me. She’s coming over later.'
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The most charming, hilarious, and lovable idiot you’ll ever meet. Everyone’s got a soft spot for him, even if they’re mad at him.
'He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.'
'He’s the reason I skipped class today.'
'He just texted me a meme. I’m in love again.'
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